I tend to do awkward things. And now I will write about these awkward things, among other things.
So I was super pissed that my whole family went out to have fun today without giving me enough time to find someone to cover my shift at work. Jokes on them. They got a flat and need me to rescue them.
Their fate is in my hands.
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.